Verbal Assault

Lily's new catchphrase - "This is a total disastrophe!" - awesome

Connor's response to Lily's new catchphrase - "Apparently, english isn't her first language." -snarky and awesome

I love my kids, they keep me laughing.

Ingenuity...

I was just remembering this and wanted to share the funniness...

Every winter my kids despair that we live in So. California and it doesn't snow at Christmas. Lily talks constantly about all the things we're going to do in the snow the next time we go to Reno for Christmas-snow angels, snowball fights, building snowman, building igloos.... But daydreaming wasn't enough for her. The week after Christmas she decided to make her dreams a reality. She covered the entire playroom floor with legos and blocks and toys, layed down in the center and made a "block angel"!! SHE IS SO AWESOME!!!!

You mess with the Bat...

Poor poor Jason Bourne, he was just a little bit dillusional to even think of taking on the freaking Dark Knight. Batman didn't want to do it, really, but he was forced to kick the trash out of our favorite rogue government killing machine (21 to 12). Next time Jason will stick with CIA thugs...he should've known better. RIP Bourne.